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Monday, April 08, 2013

How to Become a Snake Charmer 101: Dating an Argentine Serpentine

Argentine women are reputed to be exotic fembots. Ethereal, enticing, exquisite femme fatales who leave men drooling out the sidewalk. Everywhere these women go the sound of piropos (catcalls) filled the air. In our North American society, catcalls are what you associate with dirty mouth construction workers with no class basically degrading female that walk by. But in Argentina, depending on how a piropo is done is can be a great compliment to a woman's beauty.  It is one of those things that are a matter of debate to whether piropos are uplifting or degrading.

Not all women in this country fit the stereotype of the Argentine femme fatale but there is definitely a subsector of women in this country that still fall into that category.  The Argentine Serpentine fits under the stereotype of having drop-dead gorgeous model like features. 

However, procuring a goddess comes with a hefty pricetag........that being the cost of your soul. As Divas they demand nothing less than divine treatment from those they have bewitched. In the past I have written blogs on cross-cultural relationships. This blog is about cross-cultural dating and things you should know about your Argentine fembot. You may find her ravishing but the relationship will leave you ravished if you aren't careful and take time to learn the cultural differences between the both of you.

West coast north american style dating can be rather casual. Two people start hanging out together often just as friends and then they begin to feel a vibe between them. Then they start to hang out more and more and one day for a date say "Hey, wanna hang out at the organic fair?" And there two star crossed west coasters fall in love over a cup of free trade coffee and veggie burgers.

Dating in Bueno Aires doesn't work like that. The culture of Buenos Aires is very machisimo where old fashioned chivalry will take you much farther than a casual "Wanna hang at the movies this weekend?"  You would think that these femme fatales would feel a sense of security and self esteem after a lifetime of piropos being whistled to them on the street but it is actually quite the opposite.

You see, Argentina has one of the highest ratio of tools in the who are about as "douchey" as douchey can get. There is also a high rate of infidelity as well. Although your Argentine fembot walks the streets with peoples jaws dropping at the sight of her stunning, gorgeous looks, she's looking for someone who will go beyond tossing piropos at her. If you want to score with her, show a sense of chivalry by paying out in a dinner for two and not paying out in piropos. And while you it remember to open the door for her and usher her to her seat like a true gentlemen.

 Being a glamorous woman in a city filled with women whose looks are just as alluring makes Buenos Aires a breeding ground for jealousy and insecurity among women. For this reason, introduce your other plutonic female friends and don't make comments about their females friends good looks and please for the love of God don't talk about any woman you've dated in the past. Remember that Buenos Aires has a high rate of infidelity and these women feel somewhat disposable to the next beautiful woman that catches your eye. The threat of another woman will make your femme fatales eyes glow red and bullets will be shooting out of her chest in no time like the fembots in Austin Powers.

For this past year I've written many blogposts talking about the Argentine Serpentine's mysterious hot and cold behavior towards me. Turns out that this is quite typical of these spell-binding women. It is normal for them to draw you in and then go from being friendly and open to cold and unfeeling in the first part of your relationship. Playing hard to get is part of their wall of defense to see if you are a true gentleman or a tool just like a majority of men in the country.

Note that family relationships are very strong in this country. Don't do the North American thing of trying to branch off and say "there is them" and "this is us" and insist on being with you all the time instead of with her family. If she loves you enough she will find a way to balance life with you and life with her family. But if you want to win her heart and the heart of her family then you'll encourage her to spend time with her family and trust that she'll pour back into her relationship with you just as much in her own time and way.

The link below is a guide on how to bring the appropriate offerings or worship and sacrifice to your venetian goddess

Argenhot: The Do's and Don'ts to Dating in Argentina

p.s.  I wrote this article to be informative on how relationships or dating work in Argentina. This is no commentary in any way on the status of my relationship with the Argentine Serpentine whether we are together, broken up, or somewhere in between.

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